It’s not your fault.

But seriously, you’re suffering an awful lot of pressure from the
sides, and if you don’t let that energy out, you’re going to explode
out the top. Like a can of beans in a vice grip.

Your mind is strong and intense. In fact, you can focus your
determination in really cool ways; it’s the nature of that focus that
hampers you. You don’t have to complete your life’s work in one night,
and attempting to do so will only bring about those hallucinations all
the sooner. Take a deep breath. Ignore the voices in your head, and
take things one step at a time; nobody wants to see your gray matter on
the ceiling just because you couldn’t figure out how to convert
fractions to decimals.

- - - - - -

Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
You're into my style, so check out my fashion.

www.ubervanity.com

(Don't worry about losing your place on OkCupid. It will stay open in a separate window)

Your narcotic embrace feels like heaven on earth right up to the very
end...so long as you're administered in sufficient amounts.

For those who hold back and decide not to shoot the rest of the
eightball or swallow the entire bottle of sleeping pills, you offer a
free trip to the emergency room where eager paparazzi and stomach pumps
await. That's when you're deemed The Cry for Help.

In general, people turn to you for answers because you're so
appealing: glamorous, not too pushy and never terribly serious. Oh
sure, the corpses you've left in your wake are bloated, blue and
reeking of vomit, but really you're just fuckin' around.

- - - - - -

Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
You're into my style, so check out my fashion.

www.ubervanity.com

(Don't worry about losing your place on OkCupid. It will stay open in a separate window)